Handle With Care

There is a limit to how long some of us can behave in public.

“I Bite Socially” is for anyone who can people perfectly well — right up until they've had enough.

You make the small talk. You smile. You nod. You let several things go that absolutely deserved a response.

And then somebody pushes their luck.

Maybe you snap. Maybe the filter finally gives out. Maybe you just say the brutally honest thing everyone else in the room was thinking.

Either way, there's only so much socializing one person can reasonably be expected to endure.

Soft, lightweight, and made for anyone who tries to play nice but makes no guarantees once the social battery starts flashing red.

Generally friendly. Occasionally rabid.

Washing Your Shirt is No Laughing Matter

Okay, maybe that's a little dramatic. But we did make this shirt to be worn, loved, and lived in—and a little extra care will help keep it looking great for years to come.

Washing

Wash in cold water. It’s gentler on the fabric and helps keep the colors looking their best.
Turn it inside out before washing. This helps protect the graphic while it tumbles around with the rest of your laundry.
Use a gentle detergent. Nothing fancy required—just something kind to your clothes.
Wash separately the first time. It gives the shirt a little extra protection while the colors settle in.
Tumble dry low. Your shirt will thank you.

Drying

Skip the high heat. Too much heat can be rough on fabric and graphics.
Tumble dry low. Nice and easy.
Remove promptly. It helps minimize wrinkles and keeps your shirt looking its best.

A Few Things to Avoid

No bleach or harsh detergents. They can fade the color and wear down the graphic.

Skip the fabric softener. It can affect the feel and finish of the fabric.
Don't iron directly over the graphic. If you need to iron the shirt, turn it inside out first.

The Short Version

Cold water. Inside out. Gentle detergent. Low heat.

That's really all it takes.Take good care of your new favorite shirt, and hopefully it'll stick around long enough to become one of those shirts you refuse to get rid of—even when someone suggests it's "probably time."

Fast Shipping

Good shirts shouldn’t sit around. We’ll get yours moving quickly -- orders ship within 3-5 business days. Allow another 3-5 business days after dispatch for delivery.

Orders over $70 qualify for free shipping.

30-Day Returns

Changed your mind? No worries. If you’re not happy with your order, we’ll make it right.

Please see our SHIPPING POLICY and REFUND POLICY for more details.