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Howie, No
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Description
Chaos used to be a lot more fun.
It was flying down the driveway on three plastic wheels, taking a corner considerably faster than the vehicle was designed for, and discovering that putting your feet down was technically a braking system. Nobody had a schedule. Nobody had a group chat. Nobody was asking you to circle back.
You just went.
“Built for Chaos” is for anyone who grew up treating scraped knees like a minor inconvenience and questionable decisions like a perfectly reasonable way to spend an afternoon.
Howie remembers.
He's older now. Allegedly. But give him three wheels, somewhere downhill, and just enough room to make a bad decision, and apparently we're right back where we started.
Soft, lightweight, and made for the grown-up kid who still has a little chaos left in them.
We got older. The impulse survived.
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
Washing Instructions
Washing Your Shirt is No Laughing Matter
Okay, maybe that's a little dramatic. But we did make this shirt to be worn, loved, and lived in—and a little extra care will help keep it looking great for years to come.
Washing
- Wash in cold water. It’s gentler on the fabric and helps keep the colors looking their best.
- Turn it inside out before washing. This helps protect the graphic while it tumbles around with the rest of your laundry.
- Use a gentle detergent. Nothing fancy required—just something kind to your clothes.
- Wash separately the first time. It gives the shirt a little extra protection while the colors settle in.
- Tumble dry low. Your shirt will thank you.
Drying
- Skip the high heat. Too much heat can be rough on fabric and graphics.
- Tumble dry low. Nice and easy.
- Remove promptly. It helps minimize wrinkles and keeps your shirt looking its best.
A Few Things to Avoid
No bleach or harsh detergents. They can fade the color and wear down the graphic.
- Skip the fabric softener. It can affect the feel and finish of the fabric.
- Don't iron directly over the graphic. If you need to iron the shirt, turn it inside out first.
The Short Version
Cold water. Inside out. Gentle detergent. Low heat.
That's really all it takes.Take good care of your new favorite shirt, and hopefully it'll stick around long enough to become one of those shirts you refuse to get rid of—even when someone suggests it's "probably time."
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MORE GOOD STUFF
SOME MEMORIES NEVER GO OUT OF STYLE
The things that made us laugh. The things that made us weird. The things we never stopped loving.
Life got a lot more complicated somewhere along the way. But sometimes all it takes is one ridiculous little reminder of the past to make things feel a little lighter again.
We laugh so we don’t cry.
