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Mall Nobility
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Description
The food court wasn't lunch. It was a social institution.
“Food Court Royalty” is for anyone who remembers when a tray of fries and a giant soda could buy you a front-row seat to everything happening at the mall.
You found a table. You claimed your territory. Friends came and went. Somebody was always walking by that required an immediate group discussion the second they were out of earshot.
This was important work.
You could sit there for an unreasonable amount of time with approximately seven dollars to your name and somehow feel like you were exactly where you needed to be.
The mall had stores, technically.
But the food court had everything that mattered.
Soft, lightweight, and made for anyone who remembers when a plastic tray, an oversized drink, and nowhere else to be felt suspiciously close to having it all.
Long live the food court.
Washing Instructions
Washing Your Shirt is No Laughing Matter
Okay, maybe that's a little dramatic. But we did make this shirt to be worn, loved, and lived in—and a little extra care will help keep it looking great for years to come.
Washing
- Wash in cold water. It’s gentler on the fabric and helps keep the colors looking their best.
- Turn it inside out before washing. This helps protect the graphic while it tumbles around with the rest of your laundry.
- Use a gentle detergent. Nothing fancy required—just something kind to your clothes.
- Wash separately the first time. It gives the shirt a little extra protection while the colors settle in.
- Tumble dry low. Your shirt will thank you.
Drying
- Skip the high heat. Too much heat can be rough on fabric and graphics.
- Tumble dry low. Nice and easy.
- Remove promptly. It helps minimize wrinkles and keeps your shirt looking its best.
A Few Things to Avoid
No bleach or harsh detergents. They can fade the color and wear down the graphic.
- Skip the fabric softener. It can affect the feel and finish of the fabric.
- Don't iron directly over the graphic. If you need to iron the shirt, turn it inside out first.
The Short Version
Cold water. Inside out. Gentle detergent. Low heat.
That's really all it takes.Take good care of your new favorite shirt, and hopefully it'll stick around long enough to become one of those shirts you refuse to get rid of—even when someone suggests it's "probably time."
Shipping & Returns
Fast Shipping
Good shirts shouldn’t sit around. We’ll get yours moving quickly -- orders ship within 3-5 business days. Allow another 3-5 business days after dispatch for delivery.
Orders over $70 qualify for free shipping.
30-Day Returns
Changed your mind? No worries. If you’re not happy with your order, we’ll make it right.
Please see our SHIPPING POLICY and REFUND POLICY for more details.
MORE GOOD STUFF
SOME MEMORIES NEVER GO OUT OF STYLE
The things that made us laugh. The things that made us weird. The things we never stopped loving.
Life got a lot more complicated somewhere along the way. But sometimes all it takes is one ridiculous little reminder of the past to make things feel a little lighter again.
We laugh so we don’t cry.
