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Old School Pirate
Regular price $34.99
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$29.99
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Description
Three hours. One song. And it still might not be the right one.
“3 Hours for One Song” is for anyone who remembers when getting new music required patience, commitment, and an unreasonable amount of faith in a little progress bar.
You found the song. You started the download. You waited.
And waited.
Then, somewhere around 87%, something went wrong and suddenly the last three hours of your life had been for nothing.
Or worse — it finally finished, you hit play, and discovered you had downloaded a completely different song that somebody had confidently given the wrong name.
Good times.
Soft, lightweight, and made for the generation that remembers when instant access to almost every song ever recorded would have sounded like science fiction.
We didn't stream music. We earned it.
Washing Instructions
Washing Your Shirt is No Laughing Matter
Okay, maybe that's a little dramatic. But we did make this shirt to be worn, loved, and lived in—and a little extra care will help keep it looking great for years to come.
Washing
- Wash in cold water. It’s gentler on the fabric and helps keep the colors looking their best.
- Turn it inside out before washing. This helps protect the graphic while it tumbles around with the rest of your laundry.
- Use a gentle detergent. Nothing fancy required—just something kind to your clothes.
- Wash separately the first time. It gives the shirt a little extra protection while the colors settle in.
- Tumble dry low. Your shirt will thank you.
Drying
- Skip the high heat. Too much heat can be rough on fabric and graphics.
- Tumble dry low. Nice and easy.
- Remove promptly. It helps minimize wrinkles and keeps your shirt looking its best.
A Few Things to Avoid
No bleach or harsh detergents. They can fade the color and wear down the graphic.
- Skip the fabric softener. It can affect the feel and finish of the fabric.
- Don't iron directly over the graphic. If you need to iron the shirt, turn it inside out first.
The Short Version
Cold water. Inside out. Gentle detergent. Low heat.
That's really all it takes.Take good care of your new favorite shirt, and hopefully it'll stick around long enough to become one of those shirts you refuse to get rid of—even when someone suggests it's "probably time."
Shipping & Returns
Fast Shipping
Good shirts shouldn’t sit around. We’ll get yours moving quickly -- orders ship within 3-5 business days. Allow another 3-5 business days after dispatch for delivery.
Orders over $70 qualify for free shipping.
30-Day Returns
Changed your mind? No worries. If you’re not happy with your order, we’ll make it right.
Please see our SHIPPING POLICY and REFUND POLICY for more details.
MORE GOOD STUFF
SOME MEMORIES NEVER GO OUT OF STYLE
The things that made us laugh. The things that made us weird. The things we never stopped loving.
Life got a lot more complicated somewhere along the way. But sometimes all it takes is one ridiculous little reminder of the past to make things feel a little lighter again.
We laugh so we don’t cry.
