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Size: XS
Color: Dark Heather
Regular price $34.99 Sale price  $29.99

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Thank you for thinking of me. Unfortunately, no.

“Respectfully... No.” is for anyone who has reached the beautiful stage of adulthood where a complete lack of interest is finally starting to feel like a valid reason.

You don't need an elaborate excuse. You don't need a scheduling conflict. You don't need to spend twenty minutes composing a text that somehow makes declining something sound like an unavoidable medical emergency.

Sometimes you simply don't want to.

And that is remarkably freeing.

Soft, lightweight, and made for anyone getting increasingly comfortable with protecting their time, their energy, and the occasional evening spent doing absolutely nothing.

Thank you for your consideration. The answer remains no.

Washing Instructions

Washing Your Shirt is No Laughing Matter

Okay, maybe that's a little dramatic. But we did make this shirt to be worn, loved, and lived in—and a little extra care will help keep it looking great for years to come.

Washing

  • Wash in cold water. It’s gentler on the fabric and helps keep the colors looking their best.
  • Turn it inside out before washing. This helps protect the graphic while it tumbles around with the rest of your laundry.
  • Use a gentle detergent. Nothing fancy required—just something kind to your clothes.
  • Wash separately the first time. It gives the shirt a little extra protection while the colors settle in.
  • Tumble dry low. Your shirt will thank you.

Drying

  • Skip the high heat. Too much heat can be rough on fabric and graphics.
  • Tumble dry low. Nice and easy.
  • Remove promptly. It helps minimize wrinkles and keeps your shirt looking its best.

A Few Things to Avoid

No bleach or harsh detergents. They can fade the color and wear down the graphic.

  • Skip the fabric softener. It can affect the feel and finish of the fabric.
  • Don't iron directly over the graphic. If you need to iron the shirt, turn it inside out first.

The Short Version

Cold water. Inside out. Gentle detergent. Low heat.

That's really all it takes.Take good care of your new favorite shirt, and hopefully it'll stick around long enough to become one of those shirts you refuse to get rid of—even when someone suggests it's "probably time."

Shipping & Returns

Fast Shipping

Good shirts shouldn’t sit around. We’ll get yours moving quickly -- orders ship within 3-5 business days. Allow another 3-5 business days after dispatch for delivery. 

Orders over $70 qualify for free shipping.

30-Day Returns

Changed your mind? No worries. If you’re not happy with your order, we’ll make it right.

Please see our SHIPPING POLICY and REFUND POLICY for more details. 

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SOME MEMORIES NEVER GO OUT OF STYLE

The things that made us laugh. The things that made us weird. The things we never stopped loving.

Life got a lot more complicated somewhere along the way. But sometimes all it takes is one ridiculous little reminder of the past to make things feel a little lighter again.

We laugh so we don’t cry.

Learn more about us here.

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