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Description

The social battery has left the building.

“The Vibes Are Closed” is for anyone who has reached the point where the outside world can politely wait until further notice.

The headphones are on. The notifications are being ignored. Nobody needs to know whether you're actually listening to anything.

The important thing is that you look unavailable.

Sometimes you don't need plans, conversation, or one more person asking you a quick question. You need your peace, your playlists, and the beautiful moment when absolutely nobody needs anything from you.

Soft, lightweight, and made for anyone who knows when it's time to shut down operations and retreat into their own little corner of the universe.

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Washing Instructions

Washing Your Shirt is No Laughing Matter

Okay, maybe that's a little dramatic. But we did make this shirt to be worn, loved, and lived in—and a little extra care will help keep it looking great for years to come.

Washing

  • Wash in cold water. It’s gentler on the fabric and helps keep the colors looking their best.
  • Turn it inside out before washing. This helps protect the graphic while it tumbles around with the rest of your laundry.
  • Use a gentle detergent. Nothing fancy required—just something kind to your clothes.
  • Wash separately the first time. It gives the shirt a little extra protection while the colors settle in.
  • Tumble dry low. Your shirt will thank you.

Drying

  • Skip the high heat. Too much heat can be rough on fabric and graphics.
  • Tumble dry low. Nice and easy.
  • Remove promptly. It helps minimize wrinkles and keeps your shirt looking its best.

A Few Things to Avoid

No bleach or harsh detergents. They can fade the color and wear down the graphic.

  • Skip the fabric softener. It can affect the feel and finish of the fabric.
  • Don't iron directly over the graphic. If you need to iron the shirt, turn it inside out first.

The Short Version

Cold water. Inside out. Gentle detergent. Low heat.

That's really all it takes.Take good care of your new favorite shirt, and hopefully it'll stick around long enough to become one of those shirts you refuse to get rid of—even when someone suggests it's "probably time."

Shipping & Returns

Fast Shipping

Good shirts shouldn’t sit around. We’ll get yours moving quickly -- orders ship within 3-5 business days. Allow another 3-5 business days after dispatch for delivery. 

Orders over $70 qualify for free shipping.

30-Day Returns

Changed your mind? No worries. If you’re not happy with your order, we’ll make it right.

Please see our SHIPPING POLICY and REFUND POLICY for more details. 

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The things that made us laugh. The things that made us weird. The things we never stopped loving.

Life got a lot more complicated somewhere along the way. But sometimes all it takes is one ridiculous little reminder of the past to make things feel a little lighter again.

We laugh so we don’t cry.

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